Of course, we were just kidding. But, since real life is now the punchline to even the most absurd joke, it turns out that NBC/Universal was already at work on a similar idea. Today's Times reports that:
[T]he theme parks of Universal in Orlando, Fla., and Universal Studios in Hollywood are planning "Fear Factor Live" attractions that will ask contestants to swallow the unsavory and perform stomach-churning stunts while vacationing with their families.
Sounds like a blast. Synergy at its best, right?
Next, we're looking forward to the E.R. simulator ride. Or perhaps the Tonight Show with Jay Leno painful jokes survival challenge.
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