This week in the normally venerable New Yorker, we're given insight into the secret lives of rich 20-somethings. (Disclosure time: yes, we know these 20-somethings, who happen to run College Humor.) We learned a lot, actually: watching The O.C. might get you laid; "penetrating" the dating scene is hard (heh); you can pleasure a female through some uncomfortable technique called "the shocker"; and the quanitity and measurements of one's flat screen television collection is the new cock size equivalent.

Um, where was editor David Remnick when all this went down? Measuring his plasma television screens?
Funny Boys [New Yorker]

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