Breaking: Anna Wintour Used To Be Cool. Or Stoned. Or Both.

The secret, meticulously-groomed path to Vogue editrix Anna Wintour's heart has been revealed in a new biography (unfortunately) entitled Front Row: The Cool Life and Hot Times of Vogue's Editor in Chief. According to this clearly-unauthorized bio, Wintour had a weeklong affair with reggae legend Bob Marley when he was in New York in the late 70's, spending nearly all of her time either backstage or in his hotel room. This is huge: it's totally hard to get the bong water smell out of your Halston frock, y'know?

But seriously, darling Voguebots, it's going to be a rough day in the office. You might want to put your helmets on now, before the boss lady arrives in a whirlwind of flying objects.
Bob Marley Thawed Icy Anna [Page Six]