· Roc-A-Wear CEO Damon Dash married his longtime girlfriend in Mexico over the holidays, but not without breaking his collarbone during an ocean dip. We'd never expect this from an All-American butterfly champ like Dash. [Page Six]
· Mets star Mike Piazza is getting married...to a girl! Former Playmate Alicia Rickter will be tying the knot with Piazza in two weeks, thus resigning herself to a lifetime full of pitchers and catchers. [R&M]
· The Star Jones wedding will never end. Yesterday, her wedding planner did a segment on The View, as she was clearly owed publicity payback for enduring the torture of organizing the beastly nuptials. [Page Six]
· Is Arrested Development star Portia de Rossi spending an unusual amount of time with her new love, daytime talk host Ellen DeGeneres? Or are lesbians just really co-dependent? Reportedly, de Rossi sits in the audience during all of DeGeneres' tapings and communicates with her during her monologues. [Lowdown]
· Aren't we long overdue for a Leonardo DiCaprio-Gisele Bundchen breakup rumor? [Scoop]

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