Because it's becoming mortifying email day 'round here at Gawky Station, we thought we'd let all of you ladies in search of the perfect swimsuit (because everyone but you is spending Valentine's Day in St. Bart's) know of an exciting opportunity over at Glamour magazine:

From: [redacted]
To: Every Cond On Earth
Subject: Glamour Swimsuit Try-On - Now through January 21

It's that time of year again for Glamour's "find your perfect swimsuit guide," and they would like to extend an invitation to each of you for a one-on-one consultation to find the perfect suit for your body type.

Please email [redacted] by end of day Friday, January 21st with your size and general body type details, as well as any fitting problems that you may have.

And if you're lucky, they'll even use a Sharpie to circle your body fat!
[image via J.Crew]

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