"What's that, Lucifer? You want me to come to your son's surprise party? Oh, hold on, Winnie the Pooh is on line 2!"
The Washington Post has a piece on our favorite [insert noun here] ever, Jonathan Cheban, who apparently "makes stuff fabulous." We'll give this some better analysis in a bit, we promise, but first we have to clean all this spittle off of our screens.
Bottled Buzz [WaPo]