A cryptic event from today's AP day schedule:

5 PM: Boxing promoter Lou DiBella and hip hop fashion entrepreneur Damon Dash make an announcement; N/a, 246 West 14th St., between Seventh and Eighth avenues.
6 PM - 9 PM: Press party and reception.

OMG, an announcement, people! Our blackened hearts just skipped a beat. Someone PLEASE report.
UPDATE: A reader reports, "Dash is announcing that he's getting into the boxing promotion biz with Lou Dibella. This partnership should last about 2 months, given Dibella's professionalism and Dash's lack thereof."

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