Now that Jonathan Cheban—the man who does, um, we dunno what—has been banned from VH1 for disrespecting talking-heads standards, we're a little worried. Sure, we like to poke fun at Jonny, but maybe it's gone too far? A sensitive soul points out the serious side of things:
From: Concerned Reader
Subject: jonathan cheban death watch?
what will he do now that he won't be able to give his canned witicisms on vh1? isn't anybody worried that the boy might hurt himself? will there be a "cheban in murky waters" pt.2?
God, we hadn't even thought of that. Is Lizzie Grubman available to organize Cheban's 24-hour suicide watch?