· ...'Cause a Snoop Dogg party might get you raped. Proving he's got more street cred than you could dream of, rapper Snoop Dogg has been hit with a $25 million lawsuit by a makeup artist who claims she was drugged and gang-raped by Snoop and friends. [NYDN]
· After Lotus co-owner Jeffrey Jah tattled to a Brazilian magazine about the bad behavior of certain celebrity clients, his business partners are considering forcing out Jah. Which is a good idea, of course, because this man is clearly an idiot. And we'd be remiss if we didn't mention that Australian party boy Ben Widdicombe broke this over the weekend, but what's Page Six without a little rehash here and there? [Page Six]
· Lara Flynn Boyle gave a rousing performance on a recent British Airways flight, flashing her breasts to the crew and trying to crawl into bed with a complete stranger. [Scoop]
· Actors Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth have ended their 2-year romance. We're sure Angelina Jolie had a hand in this. [R&M (2nd item)]
· Wrestler-cum-action hero The Rock tells Playboy, "I loved 'Spider-Man,' but I'm not too sure Tobey Maguire could kick a lot of people's asses." Maybe not, but his girlfriend's dad certainly could. [Page Six]
· Kwame Jackson, the 2nd place finisher on the first season of The Apprentice, was not invited to Trump's Mar-a-Lago nuptials. Apparently, runners-up are still losers. [Lowdown (last item)]

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