In her 'Deadline Hollywood' column for LA Weekly, Nikki Finke looks at Bernard Weinraub's Times 'Arts & Leisure' section Hollywood kiss-off and what she terms reporters' "Gatsby Envy."

Some good stuff here, but the most tantalizing details seem to have slipped through the cracks in the Weekly's legal department floor:

We journalists know who uses penis pumps, and who gets blowjobs under the desk and who interrupts meetings to be serviced by a hooker. We re like the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg staring down at them, only it s not God sees everything but now also tabloid-trending magazines and snarky blogs.

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