Geraldo Rivera joins the fight for justice, the only way he knows how:

Fox News' Geraldo Rivera says that if Michael Jackson is convicted of child molestation, he'll shave off his trademark mustache. Yes, shave it. "Having investigated the facts and circumstances leading up to his indictment and everything that's happened since, I'm absolutely convinced that he is being framed," Rivera righteously declared to "Access Hollywood." You know, nothing says dedication like facial hair removal.

We beg to differ. Anyone who's ever been in love knows that pubic hair removal is the true mark of dedication, and we suspect Michael Jackson might be slightly more appreciative of that gesture.
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