Owen Wilson, Hollywood Playmate Inspector

A reader alerted us to this photo after clicking around in the gallery that yielded yesterday's Super Bowl nipple slip post. Despite the sleepier-than-usual eyes and the array of beverages in front of him, Owen Wilson obviously wasn't too drunk to fulfill his duties as the self-appointed Hollywood Playmate Inspector (he's probably got that title on his business card)—all of the nipples on his beat stayed securely covered by bikinis.