...Political rapper John Eff Kennedy for Bomb the Hamptons. Kennedy is best known for, um, nothing, but he definitely deserves some last-minute recognition. A sampling of his angry lyrical talent:

As John Edwards would say
We've got two Americas
And one's got to go
It's time for a preemptive strike
[...]
Bomb the Hamptons
Now that's a start
I wanna see those mansions blast apart

You can listen to this award-winning ditty for yourself right here, but we suspect the FBI/CIA/DHS will be at your door shortly thereafter. Enjoy!
Bomb The Hamptons [John Eff Kennedy]

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