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Contrary to popular belief, the simple point-and-shoot technique is not the best way to make memories with your T-Mobile Sidekick cameraphone. As Gawker's resident tech guru Paris Hilton demonstrates, you actually need to take off your shirt and suck face with the nearest female in order for the Sidekick to perform at its fullest potential. Study the images for yourself and practice with a friend!

On a serious note, it genuinely makes us sick to post this stuff — an image of Burt Reynolds really toes the lines of decency. If there hasn't yet been a Kathy Hilton suicide watch, now's certainly the time.
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