· Is it just us, or is this letter from MarthaStewart.com editor in chief Margaret Roach a little, um, off? "'Now, first things first,' I can hear Martha saying as I write this..." [Martha Stewart]
· Tom Shales calls Chris Rock's Oscar stint "strangely lame and mean-spirited." Well, Rock is rubber and Tom is glue... [WaPo]
· Michael Musto of the Voice tries his hand at play-by-play Oscar coverage under the title Million Dollar Dead Baby. Adorable! [VV]
· We're hearing that Friday' gay reporter in need of love might be Family Circle's Glenn Plaskin. Can we get a confirmation up in here?

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