· Star Jones is worried that her "fans" (or, more likely, her husband) will confuse her with drag queen Flotilla DeBarge, who has been hired by PETA to impersonate the fur-loving beastwoman. Jones has her lawyers on this one, but when you're actually concerned that you look too much like a drag queen, you might want to redirect your anger inward. [Page Six]
· Brace yourselves: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were spotted KISSING at CAA agent Bryan Lourd's Oscar party. There's hope for us yet! [R&M (3rd item)]
· Lloyd Grove and Hud Morgan do their best to resurrect the pertinence of rapper Foxy Brown, one column at a time. [Lowdown]
· Kimora Lee Simmons will "beat your ass" if you go near her withered husband, Russell. [Page Six]
· But what Vin Diesel really wants is to direct. [Scoop]

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