· This week's winner of our creative music promotion award is Mr. 50 Cent, whose homies shot up the homies of another rapper named The Game while 50 Cent gave a radio interview dissing The Game. Follow that? No? Doesn't matter. [NYT]
· The saga of Evelyn the Food Whore continues and grows ever more detailed. We're not sure if she exists but if she does: Evelyn, email us. We want to talk. [Craigslist]
· Sure, you were once an intern (or maybe you still are one now, sucka) — but did Annie Liebovitz pour hot coffee on your Balenciaga bag when you fucked up at the fax machine? Thought not. Point: Olsens. [MTV]
· Still not sure how to react to the Gates? A handy guide. [Mister Snitch]
· Jada Smith pisses off oversensitive Harvard kids by not catering to three-fingered misfit clowns; whiny students continue to deserve a solid ass-kicking. [The Crimson]

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