'NY Press' Secures Its Place In Hell
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Our pet monkey slipped us the lovely image above, which was the original cover for the latest New York Press ā€” until their lawyers went insane over the potential reaction from Rupert Murdoch and his gang of merry thieves. Now the Press is running a tamer version:

'NY Press' Secures Its Place In Hell

Apparently, still not tame enough to keep Drudge's panties from getting in a nasty bunch.