Awww... He Has His Daddy's Disposition

Wondering what to buy Ashton and Demi to congratulate them on their upcoming release? Why not get them a robot crack baby!

According to the BBC, the dolls are being used to help scare teenagers straight:

The dolls simulate the appearance of babies born with foetal alcohol syndrome and addicted to drugs.

They shake and scream as they go through withdrawal and teenagers in the area will be asked to look after them single handedly for two nights.

With a few simple additions—a John Deere hat and red Kabbalah string—the robot crack baby becomes the ultimate robot celebutante baby! It also comes pre-wait-listed for Crossroads.

Teens 'shocked' by alcohol dolls [BBC, via Daddytypes]