Celebrity Baby Time: Ashton & Demi Need Your Help!

All joking aside, there's a distinct possibility that Demi Moore may be carrying Ashton Kutcher's cackleberry (we refuse to believe otherwise — fuck you, reality!) and, if there's one thing we love, it's celebrity babies. They're so tiny and cute and rich!

Having a celebrity baby, however, is not all fun and games. There's a lot of real responsibility involved, and The Kutchmoore will first have to deal with the hefty process of choosing a baby name. That's where you, kind-spirited reader, come in. Send us your suggestions for boy and girl baby names, and we'll run the best ideas for Ashton and Demi's perusal.

[Please remember, baby Dashti needs a name that is either celebrity-appropriate or Kabbalah-friendly.]