On Tuesday, our tinfoil-adorned brother received the following note from a lovely little publicist:

Hi I represent three rapidly-growing socialites, [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted], all who live in Los Angeles. [Redacted] is actually [redacted celebrity name] s son, while [redacted] and [redacted] come from extremely prominent LA families. [Redacted] himself is actually a co-creator and producer of the show, [redacted].

The three have been photographed a lot lately and have been appearing at major events in the past few months. However, I m trying to boost their exposure. That is where you come in. Is there anyway you can help me set up a photo opportunity or something of that kind. Thanks so much. Hope to hear from you soon.

Pathetically earnest, indeed. Our brother, however, is afflicted with this nasty case of pride and, as such, redacted the socialites' names, despite their desperate need for exposure. Thankfully, another charitable column heard the publicist's plea:

Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw threw a bar mitzvah party for their son Sawyer Tuesday night at Michael's in Santa Monica with the sons and daughters of scores of celebs such as Sam Greisman, the son of Sally Field.

Emphasis ours, just because little Sammy needs your love.

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