Today Gawker Media launches its latest bid to take over the internet and starve desperate writers everywhere, Sploid. Helmed by former Gawker whore Choire Sicha, with proto-blogger Ken Layne and Henry "the Intern" Seltzer, Sploid is tabloid-style breaking news, where the only political agenda is "anarcho-capitalist." (There goes Denton again, always making up words.) As its name suggests, Sploid will aim to shit out the headlines as fast as they break. Shirtless soldier pics not included.
Gawker Media Announces Little Baby Sploid
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