Natasha Lyonne Is The New Courtney Love

For the loyal four of you who were still concerned about the state of New York's princess/actress Natasha Lyonne, an update: She's still batshit insane. After showing up an hour late for yesterday's hearing regarding her December episode in which she threatened to "sexually molest" a neighbor's dog (but seriously, that dog was hot), Lyonne left the court after a mere 30 minutes, before her case was even called. Oh, those pesky starlets — so impatient! So crack-headed!

There's now a warrant out for Lyonne's arrest; if you see her, YOU MUST PERFORM A CITIZEN'S ARREST. (And take pictures for us.) Be careful, however. Her brain resembles psychotic oatmeal, and she must be delicately handled, lest someone gets hurt.

Fallen Star [NYP]