Normally we'd leave this to our geeky brother, but the following falls under our beat as a verbal exercise:

Jobs does admit there is a small amount of lead in the iPod which he says Apple is working to get out. He also expressed frustration at Apple being singled out for criticism over its peers, even using an eight letter expletive to describe the charges.

EIGHT LETTERS?! What could this mystifying expletive be? Our morning fuzzed brains have come up with bullshit, bitchass, cuntfuck, and fuckhead — but we know you're more creative. We taking suggestions; send us your guesses for Jobs' eight letter magic and maybe we can gain some enlightenment.

Protesters Upset With Apple Over E-Waste [ABC7 via Sploid]

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