Because Denton says Gawker must be about New York, I spent all day yesterday trying to figure out a local angle on this photo. Then it came to me as I filled my tank on Northern Boulevard in Queens and thought, "Wow, $2.55 a gallon for premium! What a bargain!" Peeling off $40 and handing it over, I paused to thank God that our fundamentalist President and Saudi Arabia s fundamentalist Prince Abdullah are obviously thick as thieves. —MG

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