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Paper Magazine wants a new Production Manager who is "energetic, detail-oriented, a multi-tasker, able to effectively manage time under pressure, deadline-oriented (a ball-buster able to crack whips when necessary to meet schedule), a problem-solver, trouble-shooter, resourceful, flexible, and a team player" At the bottom of the ad, they add, "Salary starts mid-40s commiserate with experience."[sic] Nice to know they feel the pain of anyone trying to live in New York on $40,000 a year.—MG