Lloyd Grove gets to the bottom of this vicious and false Cruise-Holmes hookup rumor. Just ignore those photos on the next page, kids. —MG

I wondered if the 26-year-old actress - whose publicity infrastructure has been disseminating the information that she's dating a famous 42-year-old Scientologist - is getting ready for some island-hopping with her new boyfriend. But her PR rep insisted yesterday that she's just going on a "one-on-one" vacation with her mom, Kathleen.

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