Beat This Caption Contest

The Wall Street Journal is running this ad as part of a campaign for its new weekend edition launching this fall. The WSJ's caption: "Have a brilliant weekend." Our caption: "Looking for a job? Subscribe to the Wall Street Journal ..." Think you can do better? Oh, it is on, it is SO ON! Send 'em to Winner gets their name printed on Gawker for a non-humiliating reason. Oh, and by the way, to all you people that keep emailing asking for a date: Get to the back of the line, buddy.