The Wall Street Journal is running this ad as part of a campaign for its new weekend edition launching this fall. The WSJ's caption: "Have a brilliant weekend." Our caption: "Looking for a job? Subscribe to the Wall Street Journal ..." Think you can do better? Oh, it is on, it is SO ON! Send 'em to email@example.com. Winner gets their name printed on Gawker for a non-humiliating reason. Oh, and by the way, to all you people that keep emailing asking for a date: Get to the back of the line, buddy.