Went Out There a Retard, Came Back a 'Star'

Whoever first introduced Andrew Hearst to QuarkXPress, we totally want to buy you a drink. Today, in wake of the brouhaha over Star's fake Brad-and-Angie photo, Amazin' Andrew, the heppest cat on the upper Upper West Side, quarks Bonnie Fuller a new one. JO

Bonnie Fuller, Cover Girl [Panopticist]