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Karl Lagerfeld not-so-secretly realizes that Bonnie Fuller and Tommy Hilfiger are the most unfabulous fatties to ever stand in his presence.

We dug deep into the photo archives for the above gem but, really, words fail us. Think you can come up with the caption of our dreams? We'd love to see you try.

Send your caption entries to and our highly scientific and unbiased judges will pick a winner by tomorrow (Friday). The brilliant captionist will get a priceless a Gawker shout-out and receive a real prize: two tickets to a Broadway performance of The Pillowman starring Jeff Goldblum and Billy Crudup. Go for the culture, stay for the Claire Danes!

We'll take entries until tomorrow at noon. Bring it, bitches.