A Huge, Destructive Wave Of Love

Before everyone flips out about how inappropriate this headline is, they need to realize that Chocolate Hole's favorite couple met at a tsunami telethon. It's not tasteless, it's adorable! Also, it's perfectly apt: When we heard the news about the secret wedding, we instantly wished that our village would be wiped out by a tidal wave before we had to see them on the cover of People.