· Tara Reid finally admits that she is who she is, and thus finds her calling as the newest bikini-clad host of the E! network's boozy travel show, Wild On. Relatedly, all is now right in the universe. [Page Six]
· Continuing with America's Favorite Charade, Tom Cruise will help his "girlfriend" (choke) Katie Holmes prepare for her role as Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl. [R&M]
· Barbara Walters and The View outsmart disruptive PETA protesters by taping Jennifer Lopez's appearance on the show a week in advance. So, so sly, those girls. [Lowdown]

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