· While Tom Cruise is busy professing his love for Katie fucking Holmes, isn't it interesting that a gay porn star's claim of having a tryst with Cruise was muffled, thanks to Cruise's hired PI, Paul Barresi? And isn't it funny that Barresi also produces porn, including the gay sort? Golly, how does Tom Cruise keep finding these guys? [R&M]
· Naomi Campbell misses a charity lunch thrown by her own PR company because, according to her rep, Naomi's stylist "disappeared with all her clothes." Well, I certainly hope that stylist gets a proper beating with Naomi's phone. [Page Six]
· Felonious rapper Lil' Kim is facing twenty years behind bars but, like any smart lady would, she's already pitching a reality show revolving around Kim's life on parole. [Lowdown]

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