If you're extremely immature, this week's Talk of the Town is a must-read.

...a group of Village residents informally known as Save the Mounds ... sitting on a bench with some fellow mounds defenders ... Generations of children have played on these mounds ... frolicked on the mounds cracked and weedy surface. ... I credit her athletic ability to those mounds ... the mounds have been adopted by Villagers of all ages ... the mounds fell into disrepair ... I can t imagine a park without a bunch of mounds, myself ... proposals for flattening the mounds ... the mounds are unsafe and rat-infested ... the mounds are modern ... demonstrate the appeal of the mounds...

Word count: 766
Total mounds: 21 -AP

The Village Hills [New Yorker]