· As if Las Vegas weren't garish enough, Donald Trump's new 64-story Trump Hotel and Tower will have some competition from his ex-wife Ivana, whose aptly-named Ivana condos will rise just a smidgen higher at 73 stories. [R&M]
· Law & Order rapper Ice-T is allegedly serviced by two woman under a table at NA. Don't worry, one of the mouths belonged to his wife. [Lowdown]
· American Idol winner Carrie Underwood is a vegetarian, thus making this entire franchise the most boring thing on earth. [Scoop]
· Kathy Griffin slams her opthamologist Dr. Robert Maloney, claiming he botched her LASIK surgery. Griffin's colleagues — like Barry Manilow — have come to Maloney's defense. Both D-Listers are so talented, we don't know who to believe. [Page Six]

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