· Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have brought their remarkably sexual love to New York in order to promote their sextastic new film, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. The sensual duo are not conducting interviews together, however, and are staying in separate, un-sexy hotels. [R&M]
· Everyone's favorite unimonikered lovebirds, Paris and Paris, probably won't be bathing in Kabbalah water before their nuptials. [Scoop]
· After Howard Stern complains on-air about FHM editor-at-larges Jake Bronstein's slightly-derogatory comments regarding Stern's girltoy, Beth Ostrosky, the lad mag gives Bronstein the boot. [Page Six]
· Rush Limbaugh offers to help Al Sharpton prepare for his Air America gig, thus sealing the sad fate of liberal radio. [Lowdown]

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