· At a special Sunday preview of Cinderella Man in East Hampton, the crowd openly booed and hissed during the trailer for Kathy Hilton's new reality show, I Want To Be A Hilton. Apparently, network television can only be desecrated by one Hilton at a time. [Page Six]
· Now that Lindsay Lohan has recovered from her tragic car crash caused by paparazzi-vultures, she's ready for revenge and considering a lawsuit against the photographer's Fame agency. If that doesn't work, she'll have her people in Long Island "take care of things." [R&M]
· Today Show co-hosts Matt Lauer and Katie Couric liken their recent media coverage to a root canal. [Lowdown (2nd to last item)]
· Joan Rivers accuses Robert Redford of having bad plastic surgery; America accuses Joan Rivers of using plastic surgery to unfairly continue her existence. [Scoop (2nd item)]

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