The Laundry Is Ready For Its Closeup

Verbose Coma witnessed the clusterphooey outside the Mercer Hotel when alleged phone-wielder Russell Crowe's luggage left the premises, and they took all kinds of pictures. The best part: The guy standing on a sports utility vehicle to get a better shot of ... well, we're not sure, exactly. You realize that the bald concierge with the luggage is gonna be in In Touch this week. Unless, of course, he actually is Moby.—WL

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