Back in December, we tried our hand at selling some haute Gawker couture t-shirts — but, alas, they moved more quickly than Kevin Federline's manjuice. We didn't make enough and kinda sold out in, like, 23 minutes, thus leaving you all in a tizzy because we screwed you out of easy holiday gift options for your friends. Who knew we'd be so bad at shamelessly whoring ourselves?

Not wanting to cause you such pain as before, we've made a goddamned store's worth of product for your greedy little fingers. Satiate your capitalist libido with a new batch of our Gawker threads; Hollywood-y and Washington-y tees are also available in Defamer and Wonkette-approved designs. Order yours now, just in time for this weekend's wet t-shirt contests!

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