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Admit it: this exact idea has crossed your mind before.
Would New York smell half as, um, sweet if it weren't for the complete lack of dependable plumbing in our "finest" buildings? We think not, but the endearing idiosyncrasies of one's shower are hardly as charming during this diabolical heat. After realizing his shower was out of commission, Jake Bronstein's problem-solving skills led him to the Bryant Park fountain for a quick rinse. The adventure left Bronstein squeaky clean, a feeling which should last for about 5 minutes on the town.

Clean By Any Means [Too Much Information via Curbed]