While the The NY Daily News' legal department was passed out underneath tables at various Hamptons nightclubs this weekend, Ben "Gatecrasher" Widdicombe snuck this highly anonymous, completely inscrutable tidbit into his weekend column:
So here's what I'm hearing about that relationship.
A source VERY close to the deal is saying there's a contract.
It's worth $5 million.
It's for five years.
There will be no sex.
The deal was sealed June 7.
That's what I'm hearing.
If we had even the slightest inkling of what he was talking about, we would've subtracted four years and two million dollars, but we've always been bad at this kind of guessing game. Given recent events at certain world-famous landmarks, our guess seems laughably naive.
- Gatecrasher: Some engaging tidbits (third item) [NY Daily News]