If you don't feel her pain, you're a total dick.
Rushing into the studio a mere "45 seconds" before the cameras went live, young Lindsay Lohan sat down for a chat with Matt Lauer about how she's "honest and an open book." On matters of her new movie, Herbie:
ML: You love driving.
LL: I used to.
Touché, darling. Nevertheless, Lohan put her newfound fear of horsepower aside for the sake of promotional duties and raced remote-control cars, one of which eventually knocked over co-host Ann Curry (you go, Lindsay!). After the jump, photographic documentation.
Behind that tough orange exterior is a little girl. And she's very hungover.
Lauer gives his best "empathy face."
Lindsay expresses her dismay at Ann Curry's Easy Spirit pumps.
The young actress steadies her hands just long enough to hold the remote control.
Look! A promotional Herbie! What a coincidence!
Despite her frail appearance, Lindsay demonstrates superhuman strength.
Obligatory NASCAR reference.
"Oh, you just want me to operate the car? You sure you don't want me to snort it?"
Unable to control her car, Lindsay gives in to the agony of failure. Can someone get her a fucking Bloody Mary already?
Curry pretends to be amused after being knocked to the ground by Lindsay's car. Bloodshed is imminent.