Non-Blind Item Non-Guessing Non-Game

Today's Page Six has a hilarious blind item — except it's not so blind. Thin ice as follows:

Which blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."

Butterscotch Stallion... We feel like we've heard that somewhere before... Somewhere close to home...

A reader has come up with a nickname for an actor that is so spectacular that we will now use it every time his name comes up. Behold Owen Wilson, Butterscotch Stallion.

What a coincidence.

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