· Roger Friedman has a play-by-play of Katie Holmes' romantic abortion with Tom Cruise which, when put on a timeline, is all the more frightening. [Fox411]
· Meanwhile, the lovebirds sure can rack up a hotel bill. [Page Six]
· Paris Hilton says, "I don't have bad luck." Remember this, dear readers, while we wait for the next sex tape. [Scoop]
· When you're Jack Nicholson, you can change the screenplay to your liking. [R&M]
· Microsoft billionaire Paul Allen leaves art world heavyweights stranded on the deck of his oversized yacht. Oh Bartleby, oh humanity. [Page Six]

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