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The rootin', tootin' gossip cowpokes over at Page Six jump atop the Butterscotch Stallion, dig in their blind item spurs, and ride the bucking steed all the way to Salad Tossing Junction:

WHICH blond stud, nicknamed the "Butterscotch Stallion," has a perverse sexual bent? He recently picked up a girl at a wedding and the two went back to his hotel room. When the woman asked if he had a condom, the actor replied: "I don't want to have sex with you, but I do want to do something else" — and proceeded to lick her buttocks for "over two hours."

We're not going to devote a lot of thought as to why the Sixies ran this as perhaps the most thinly-veiled blind item of all time—we can only assume that they recognize that even Stallions have high-priced lawyers. But, geez, a Stallion allegedly licks one set of buttocks and he's labeled "perverse"? Why don't the unexpected moralists at Page Six condemn "aimless" tumbleweeds for blowin' 'round the dusty street outside the General Store, or the "chilly" wind for coolin' that apple pie sittin' on the window sill?

No, you just can't brand the Stallion like that. He'll buck you clean off.