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• At some point in your life, you will come across something so calamitous, so disgusting and unbelievable that you are simply at a loss for words. The Kimora Lee Simmons blog is that very thing. [Blog Kimora]
• The street literature of mayoral candidate Gifford Miller has us wanting to call him Pony Boy. [The Politicker]
• As the IFC theater opens in the Village, the UES' Beekman draws its dying breath. Behold the circle of life, commercial property-style. [HR]
• How not to prepare for your NBA finals game: jet-skiing around an E. Coli-laden lake. Only in Detroit, folks. [Whatevs]
• David Sedaris wants money. Yours, to be exact. [Boulder Dirt]
• We're not sure at which exact point the career of Janeane Garofolo went so hideously wrong, but no matter. This is a woman in crisis. [Oxygen via Lindsayism]