• Kathy Hilton — entrusted to carry around Paris' chihuahua, Tinkerbell — feigns remorse when the dog bites a Today Show producer backstage. What's the problem? Doesn't everyone bring their more-famous-daughter's snippy dog to their television appearance? [Page Six]
• More unfolds regarding Oprah Winfrey's refused entry into the Paris Herm s store: While we wait for Oprah to have a softly lit special regarding this incident, Birkin bags are returned and the movie Crash gets a plug. [R&M]
• Despite Leonardo DiCaprio's recently slashed face, model Giselle still wants to have his baby. [Scoop]
• And will DiCaprio star in the movie treatment of Michael Jackson's descent into Howard Hughes-ism? [Fox411]
• Cynthia Rowley, designer-cum-slumlord? Probably not, but we like our spin. [Page Six]

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