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• Tom and Katie (need we identify them anymore?) skip the after-party for the War of the Worlds premiere, presumably for some last minute auditing. [Fox411]
• As long as we're on the subject — and when aren't we? — tell us why, again, Scientology is a tax-exempt religion? Katie Holmes' accountant probably wants to know. [Page Six]
• Porn stars Ron Jeremy and Tabitha Stevens are claiming they made a sex video in Howard Stern's studio after-hours. This doesn't surprise us. What does, however, is that Stern isn't happy about it. [R&M (2nd item)]
• Rich people still hate fireworks, perhaps because the entertainment's color palette conflicts with their new St. John's jacket. [Page Six]