• How dare Tom Cruise come to New York — of all places — and suggest that our brains aren't chemically imbalanced? [Young Manhattanite]
• We told you it's not easy being a summer associate. [Anonymous Lawyer]
• The mag beauty-department hierarchy, from assistant ("salary roughly equivalent to a janitor in Iowa") to beauty director at Vogue ("more powerful than God, attitude to match"). [Jolie in NYC]
• How will you score? The Metrosexual or Gay Vague Quiz! [two-twenty]
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