The Supreme Court announced this morning that it won't hear Matt Cooper and Judith Miller's appeals in the Valerie Plame case, which means the Time and New York Times reporters have basically exhausted their chances to not go to jail.

We thank God that our brand of journalism carries only the risk of pies to the head.

To quote our slutty sister in D.C.: "Hey, it's going to be one bullshit celebration of American freedoms this weekend! Let's barbecue a flag while we still can!"

Supreme Court Will Not Hear Miller/Cooper Case [E&P]
Matt & Judy Go to Jail [Wonkette]

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